Tuesday, April 1, 2008

April 01..Sometime Late in the 60's


News from the End of the '60's..Campus High Original Seniors....Or Campus Original High Seniors..(All A's)..What did you think it meant?

Dueling Saxes at the National High School Music Competition in Chicago, IL. Tony L won the competition and the side bet. Now he pays no taxes!

Other Alumni found at the end of the 60's...or later:

Sandy K Campus FBLA Club member now a top security clearance employee at O.B.I. Hint..think CSI NY or CSI Las Vegas and that state below KS.
Robert B geneticist spent his post grad years working under cover for the Gov. developing a secret code using periodic table symbols. Robert also patented the process that used fruit flies to carry microchip messages. Unfortunately after breeding in the traits for homing pigeon-like behavior he was unable to over come the bigger challenge..the short life cycle of the fruit fly. This permitted only enough time for one training flight, after which flies knew the way home, but were dead.
Barbara Barbie Y spent her grade school years waiting for us to catch up to her in height. She took the jealous looks from the short Enterprise Eagles basketball team in stride, while playing center for the girls green uniform-clad gym class team. We all wanted on Barbara's side, but they wouldn't let us run across the half court line...stupid 60's girls' rules. Barb was hired by Mattel Corp. to be the model for the first Barbie doll. Only paid minimum women's' wage, they stole her name and all she has left is her Barbie Doll email address and a husband named Ken.
Larry J completes first medical book, Memory Loss in Homo sapien Dudes. All through high school Larry carried an unusually thick "little black book." Everyone thought it contained lists of his many social dates, when in fact they were copious notes listing the stressors leading to early on-set memory loss in his fellow classmates.
Study Group "B" who attended Enterprise, Truesdale, West, South and Campus high schools, four years after graduation could not remember from which school they had graduated.
Group "C" scored a little better. Students attended Haysville grade school, Clearwater three years and Campus their senior year. Sixty percent of those graduates remembered they had graduated from a Sedgwick Co. high school whose name started with a "C."
Group "A" suffered from the same stressors plus they were more literate, with all sharing the same copy of Mad magazine. When asked about their Alma mater, they answered: "What! Me graduate?"

This disorder has prompted past class officer and reunion organizer Ray L to pen the following 50th Reunion Slogan, "Campus Classes 1961-64 Still Finding Themselves After All These Years."













........................ Instructor, Robert Semonisck asks 18 yr old female student to: "Keep your attention on the driver's screen, I don't care if those moving tree shadows do make you dizzy. Stop whining, your car is not harder to steer. It is identical to everyone elses drivo-trainer. No it is not true the administration ran out of funds and bought used equipment from Joyland Corp."


Happy April 01, 2008 from the Campus Grad Search Committee.





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