Did You Know?
By Linda Haymond
Did you know that Mr. Young's wife picks out all of his secretaries for him? I wonder why.
Did you know that Michele Sealey and Sandy Kolb are going to start an all women's wrestling team?
Would you like to know what Jim Johnson carries in his lunch? Pickled pig tail curls, a little garlic on a hunk of prison bread, a couple of fried caterpillers, and if he is good, some of ole Granny's fish head pie.
Did you know that John Calkins has a glass eye? You girls just thought he was flirting with you didn't you?
Did you know that Mr. Burnett has pictures of girls in swimming suits hung in his office?
Did you know that the Freshmen have already planned their financial program for next year? Thier project to make money is to sell old restroom tickets to nex't year's freshman.
Did you know that Mr. McClintock really eats "Mad" magazine up. He's a fiend after satire.
Mr. Young always reads "Esquire." Come to think of it he a pretty busy man so he probably just looks at the pictures.
Did you know that Tom Ashleman, Hub Rainbolt, Kay Langhoffer and Mrs. Knight were picked to chaperon the Senior Prom.
German Club Takes Over
The German Club has released the secret that they announced last Thursday. It is: The CHS German club orders the complete and immediate annihilation of all languages except German. After April 1st all persons caught speaking any language except German will be horribly tortured. All activities on the campus must be okayed through Larry Martin, dictator of the sovereign sate of "Die Deustchen Kenner and Lustigmacher von Schulhof." A six-thirty p.m. curfew will be strictly enforced as will the law against the holding of any contests whatsoever.
Players To Sleep In Tent
By Ronald Hood, Merle Robinson, Jeanette Miller
The discarded cafeteria tent has been awarded to next year's basketball team for out-of-town trips. The tent will cut hotel bills considerably.
Graduation Pals
With the prospect of graduation growing closer every time grade cards are issued, several of the seniors have been asking friends to walk with them down the aisle at graduation. We have learned of several of these cases through the grapevine and here they are:
Marty Briley-----------------John Calkins
Tom Ashleman-----------------------"B.B"
Donna Jackson------------------Ron Hood
Waynetta Maple--------------Bobby Rydell
Jim Bethea---------------------Kathy Kahler
Ray Lansdowne--------------Bridie Murphy
Marva Morrison-----Herman McGillicutty
Norman Slade------------------Effie Clinker
Minnie Sweeden----------Goeffrey Chaucer
Jon Kile-------------------------Lindy Kearns
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